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relatively-strange:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

I feel like he came alive at night and got wasted on free booooooze. But I mean whatever you say man.

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

charlubby:

i know shipping can be a bit expensive sometimes but uh

the shipping cost pays for a lot like file for aircraft the wages for the personal handling the package the entire airplane to be designed and built just lots

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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lordlingenglish:

returntothestars:

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aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

Science, hail Satan.

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

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  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*